March 09, 2010
Fast rabbit
Being a driver is A-ok but sometimes my responsibility goes further than just transporting girl B to horny guy C. Sometimes, the dude has special requests and in the midst of moving to a new apartment, girl B doesn't have all her...toys. Which is where I come in. Lacking time, I'm asked to go to purchase a vi.vi.vi.vibrator. This was the criteria. Travel size. About 100.00. Powerful. Simple I thought until I went into le sex shoppe. Whoa, there's a lot of vi.vi.vi.vibrators to chose from, ranging from $5.00 pocket rockets to $100.00 water proof devices with rotating beads. And men are suppose to compete with that? Hell, I only have one organ, these devices have spinning things and an additional appendage. The 2 salespersons recommend the irabbit with its 7 different speeds and settings so thats what I got.
Unfortunately, I bought the wrong one. She didn't need one so large or with the extra piece. I had tried to text her earlier but there was a mix up in our messages. But its ok, I got paid, my client has a new toy and that other guy probably got off too. Just another day at the office.
Posted by yumyumcha at March 9, 2010 12:23 PM