January 23, 2010
Dinner with the cendreda's
Growing up in a asian family, there's always some weird guy that showed up at every event but you never really know who he is. He's not related and they say he's a "family friend" but its not like you ever saw him and your parents play basketball or hide n seek together (ok context, when you're kid, that's what "friends" do). And he was also single and older so that just exacerbated the matter further. Until now, cuz I realize. I'm that guy. And I'm sure margot will be going...hmm, he ain't my brother, he ain't mom and dad's brother, but he just keeps showing up. Who the hell is that guy? Well, tonight I'm having dinner.
Toilet: Oh look, there's margot toilet over to the left! I don't smell anything though.
Jordan Crane print: martin changes the print every season. The print reflects the los angeles weather. The irony is they actually have a window to see outside.
Margot: In her polka dot pj's! How cute!
Flatscreen: Its new! And huge! Its like a giant star gate in the middle of their house! Why do they have rabbit ear antennae? I thought all tv's had to be analog?
Jenny: If you look at her blouse, you can see she's pregnant with a baby brother. Actually if you stare at her shirt long enough, I think a 3d picture appears.
Martin: He's staring me down. I think he's challenging me to a b-boy dance off. Shit, I'll blow him up through his broken link circus moves.
I'm hoping that margot will just think I'm the automated toy that comes and goes to the house on his own free will.
Posted by yumyumcha at January 23, 2010 04:08 PM