
So the hooker says to me, "do you know why I don't like going to my friend's party at ucla?" I have no idea so she tells me. "They think I'm a student so they ask me what my major is. You know what my major is? I suck and I fuck. That's what I do, that's my major!". Yea, I guess...that would be a proble. I drop her off and arrange to pick her up again later. Not at ucla