April 13, 2009
1 hour after easter
Easter Sunday was a fine day as I enjoyed multiple helpings of lamb, lamb chops, chicken and pork skewers at a friends house while kids ran around playing hide and go seek. I wish Easter didn't end but eventually it did as the hand reached midnight. Than at 1:00 am, I received a call.
The porn star was lifted on schrooms, drunk on liquor and high on weed. She was upset because her friends yelled at her for spilling something or another. Twice. She just wanted to go home. Its ok, traffic will be light and what could go wrong? Here's our her conversation.
"pull over pull over, I'm using too big a words that I can't understand!"
5 minutes into our ride and I'm thinking, oh man oh man, this gotta be worth some karma points
"can we go to your house instead?"
I don't need drugs to be paranoid but all I know is, I don't want to wake up with a dead hooker in my bed. I'm just saying.
"I like that noise, oOohhh...oOoohh...hahaha"
She was oOohhhing to the vibration of the car
"why do they have to talk to me like I'm a kid"
I'm assuming this is a rhetorical question so I won't really answer that
"I'm get some tecate. You want a tecate"
Errr, its still illegal to drink and drive at the same time.
"oh my god, I have a bloody nose. Its just a bloody nose, its just a bloody nose"
WTF! Just stay calm and hand her some napkins which I keep in the glove compartment - thank you burger king and wong's wok. And can you imagine waking up to a dead hooker in your bed with blood all over the sheets. That would be not good.
So that was my twitter of the night. Maybe normal life wouldn't be so bad.
On a side note, 70's porn star (behind the green door) and ivory snow model, marilyn chambers passed away. She was found unconscious in her room sunday night.