April 03, 2009
Girls are from venus, men are horny
Men are horny and sometimes, when they get horny, they call girls. Call girls that will provide friendship and companionship for an hour or two, maybe three. So when those horny men call those girls, those girls call me. Because they need me. Because I can drive a car - which happens to be a fuel efficient scion x-a and receives up 38 mpg on the us highway.
There are currently 2 girls that I drive around from time to time. One is a japanese american girl just old enough to drink and the other is an african american porn star who was nominated 3 times for an avn awsrd (there version of the oscars). Spending time with them, I find out.
. As I drove by the food for less on sunset in hollywood, one of the girls said she got her start there at 17 years old. She cried the first time she was found herself alone with a customer. She didn't complete the transaction but laughs about it now.
. Pedicures can cost more than 100 pieces of cheese. But I have to admit, they look pretty good. There were little rhinestones and shapes and all sorts of groovy things glued onto the tips of the toe nails. And no two nail is exactly the same.
. Their old driver is in jail. They found drugs on him. Say no to drugs.
. One girl was initially leery that I wanted to trade services. No. Cold. Hard. Cash...Please.
. They both broke up with their boyfriends 1 day apart last week. Note to ex boyfriend. I know you have a lot of money but dude, did you realistically think that a 37 year old guy could settle down a 21 year old hooker? My friend with down syndrome could have told you that.
. One of them has business cards that says "personal concierge".
. The porn star was getting ready for a party and asked how she looked. She was being sincere but c'mon, if you have a decent body and you're wearing a turquise mini dress, its going to look good. She giggled and told me she wasn't wearing undies. Hmm, I could tell.
Not exactly sure when the economy will rebound and the job market starts increasing so I can find a realy job. But meantime, as long as there are horny men, and they keep calling girls, the girls will keep calling me.