August 28, 2005
Lovin it
Hmm...so the art director says "something doesn't look right in this picture" What is it? Kelly rowland looks ravishing on the left...so thats ok. Michelle's pretty happening in the middle. How about that chick on the right. That would be beyonce and she's bringing the heat. Oh, how about that short chinese guy with the glasses in the back. Is is...is he suppose to be there?
Not exactly a fan of seeing the big arena shows since most of the time, you pay a lot of cheddar to be sitting in a galaxy far far away where the band look like mini pixels and the memorabilia is jacked up beyond comprehension. C'mon xtina, I know how much hoodies and printing cost would be and it ain't 75.00 thats for sure. Fucker. But sometimes, you find yourself in this crazy fan club and next thing you know, you get offered tickets for a show in las vegas and a chance to meet one of your favorite bands. In this case, destiny's child. Alledgedly, its their last tour together (see rolling stones, eagles and frankie goes to hollywood) since jay z is fucking foxxy cleopatra and up a good thing so all of a sudden, the girls gotta all go solo. Of course, most everyone is feeling bad for michelle since everyone knows beyonce and kelly both have had their own hit singles and movies (well, maybe not freddie vs. jason but its still something). But I'm sure she'll do alright - after all, michelle is a "survivor" much like gloria gaynor. Oh yea, the concert at the manadalay bay hotel was kicking- loud and clear sound system, good looking dancers, confetti, waterfalls, animated screens. And all of their hits.
So how the fuck tall are they. I'm standing in sneakers while they're sitting on stools. Yet, we're the same height. And why is there a mcdonald's backdrop. Because they're sponsoring the tour and they can do anything they want. Oh yea, tell the art director I'll have a quarter pounder.