January 31, 2004

More than a boy, less than a man

About to leave on a jet plane soon back to los angeles. Good food and sex was pretty easy to find but chilling with friends was even better. Here are some of the people and places I remember:

Toilet stalls: Its not a wonder that the chinese acrobats are so awesome. People are training everyday here just trying to use these things cuz the tile is so wet and slippery, theres a pretty good chance that you'll fall, dirty your clothes and crack your head. And you thought having a piece of toilet paper stuck on your shoe was embarassing.

Ai Yamaguchi & Shingo: As I left narita airport, they bid me farewell at the window throwing me the "rock on devil's goat" wave. Yea, even talented japanese artist can be goofy too.

The younger sister (fau): She was a little quiet and seem to be learning the proper social etiquette via her older sister. She was attractive but that wasn't important. I really just wanted her pretty underwear. They were sheer pastel yellow in a boy short cut. I should have asked for them but you know, I didn't wanna come off like a pervert or anything...haha.

Number 81: Normally ambivalent about hotel lobby foot massages, I snuck away in the morning to visit her again. I was crushing on her and her hearty laugh. She reminded me of hong kong actress zhao wei except 81 isn't in the movies and makes pennies a day. I tipped her about 6 us dollars and my friend rougly said, "dude, you gave her a month's salary".

Joyce: This is who I really visit since 5 years ago. Are we in love, I don't know. I was, maybe am. Less so now because...

Billy: Not only does he share my first and last name, he also is married to joyce. He use to be the other guy but now he's my friend. Things are different now. He went off to play mahjong and locked the bedroom door. Sure I could bang on it but I won't.

Sneakers: I wear a size 6.5. Generally boy kicks end at 6 and mens start at 7. What the hell but here in asia, my size is common. Go me! My friends with their 9 and 10.5 are what are known as giant behemoths. Respectively, cousin kevin got his, jessica probably won't (sorry).

Posted by yumyumcha at January 31, 2004 09:24 PM