This can't be right - men on trampolines jumping really high and doing somersaults backwards and forwards. I'm sure its difficult and they trained hard and vigorously for months, years even but still. They're on trampolines, should it really be considered a sport?
Every karma point i ever earned, intentionally or accidentally probably evaporated today as my friends and I headed off to china, hopefully avoiding pickpocketers, sars and venerial disease. And although it was not my intention for this trip to be a sex tour by any means, sometimes, trouble has a way of finding you. So there i was, during the late afternoon, in this room with a strange glow of a lavendar light sitting down facing a gaggle of girls. They were anywhere from 19 to 23 years old, some in short skirts, some in bright make up some on their cel phones. Many of them were staring mad daggers at me which I think was their way of saying "pick me pick me". This wasn't a brothel per ce, just a holding cell for girls in mostly a third world country trying to make a chinese dollar or two. A girl in the corner with big eyes and a bandana with the american flag looked intriguing. Somehow, a joke I had prior to my trip to hong kong made my way here and the "mommie" said, "you want two, right? I got two". Now really, I only have one penis, what do I do with two girls. This isn't like a porn film or anything. So I'm about to make my selection and choose that one girl when the mommie says "here you go, these two are sisters". Ok, this could be a porm film. So two girls walk over to me (out of nowhere it seems) and beamed me a smile. One wore tight jeans, the other black pants, both with black tops. There hair was black, long and straight, untainted by the bad colorings that the chinese are so infactuated with. They were actually pretty attractive, similar to my cindy back in los angeles and I'm thinking, this can't be good, this can't be good. And than we took off for the rest of the evening. Dinner, kareoke and my bedroom. Ok, this can't be bad.
While lounging around the bedroom, we were channel surfing the television. I don't speak mandarin and many of the shows were those soap opera dramas that I don't understand so I gave them the remote. The sisters seem to really dig the sports channel with men on trampolines. Maybe it was a sports after all.
What you should know: Like prince said, "you don't have to be rich be my girl". The cost of a girl for a cycle of time (they leave in the morning regardless of when they escort you) is about 40 us dollars. Obviously you need to buy their dinner and stuff but everything is so fucking cheap anyways. What the purple one neglected to say was that you need to know the right people. It can be sketchy here.